Why was the makeup so smeared? Because in 1995, Courtney proved that being a rock star meant being 10% music, 90% chaos, and 100% unapologetic about the mess.
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2024 Vintage: The Fontaines D.C. “Romance”
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2024 Vintage: The Future & Metro Boomin “We Don’t Trust You”
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!