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2010 Archive: The Cellular Waistband Defense

Keeping a thin modern flip-phone locked inside a massive, heavy-duty leather pouch clipped tightly to a braided leather belt next to a bottle of prescription pills.

Part of the 37 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2010 “iPad Launch, Angry Birds Attack & Tablet Terror” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AskJeeves_Fan12/24/2005 11:24Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
@Cyber_Traveler09/01/2006 19:44Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
@Seinfeld_Fan_Club01/19/2004 14:36A joke about nothing? Love it!
@Goldmember_I_L05/23/2007 02:44I love gold! And I love this joke!
@Mobile_Web_0107/24/2007 12:39Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!

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