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1997 Classic: The CD Player Skit Failure

The drama team’s performance coming to a grinding halt because someone bumped the portable CD player, causing the background track to skip repeatedly.

Part of the 35 Religious Jokes: The 1997 “Dial-Up Webpages, Beepers & Fellowship Hall Potlucks” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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