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1996 Legacy: The CD Player Skip

Why was the cool kid walking so carefully down the hallway? Because he was trying to listen to the new No Doubt album on his Discman, and any sudden movement would make the laser skip and ruin the vibe.

Part of the 38 School & Teacher Jokes: The 1996 “Starter Jackets, Netscape Navigator & POG Tournaments” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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