2021 Vintage: The Cassette Ribbon Pencil Rescue

Using a yellow wooden pencil to manually spin the plastic gears of an old country music tape that got mangled by the dashboard player’s teeth.

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@Buffy_Summers_9708/02/2008 07:19Slaying these jokes one by one.

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@Smosh_Old_School01/12/2005 04:24Back when the internet was simple and funny.

@Last_Commenter02/03/2015 15:14Saving the best laugh for last!