2017 Classic: The Cassette Ribbon Pencil Rescue

Using a yellow wooden pencil to manually spin the plastic gears of an old country music tape that got mangled by the dashboard player’s teeth.

🔥 Top 10: The Senior & Aging Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Tamagotchi_Dad01/24/2008 03:56Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.

@Memento_Guy05/26/2012 10:45Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!

@Abe_Sapien_Fan11/22/2012 09:20I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!

@Ruby_Rhod_Green04/14/2003 08:03Super green! Hilarious!

@Wayne_World_Ex01/08/2012 18:15Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!

@Aliens_Guy_Hair05/10/1996 09:50I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!