The sanctuary platform featuring thick, deep-pile red carpeting that preserves the exact footprints of the altar servers for several hours after the service ends.
Part of the 33 Religious Jokes: The 2014 “Cloud Storage, Tablet Pews & Modern Fellowship” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Archive: The Laser Printer Transition
The congregation praising the clean look of the weekly announceme...read more »
2025 Classic: The YouTube Buffer Apocalypse
A video update from global missionaries cutting out every thirty ...read more »
2024 Classic: The Smart Speaker Altar Intercept
A solemn moment during the weekly reading of Mass intentions comi...read more »
39 Religious Jokes: The 2009 “Facebook FarmVille, iPhone 3GS & Twitter Ministry” Edition
In 2009, church life was fully adapting to the social media explo...read more »
38 Religious Jokes: The 2006 “YouTube Sermons, Myspace Profiles & Nintendo Wii Lock-Ins” Edition
In 2006, church life was diving headfirst into the Web 2.0 era wh...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Neon Paper Financial Summary
Printing the annual parish deficit summary on bright, fluorescent...read more »
39 Religious Jokes: The 2019 “Wireless Streaming, Smart Pews & Modern Fellowship” Edition
In 2019, church life was fully immersed in the era of high-speed ...read more »
2025 Classic: The High-Top Valve Click
A young usher passing the collection plate generating a faint, rh...read more »
34 Religious Jokes: The 2023 “AI Sermon Drafts, QR Code Hymnals & Smart Pew Fellowship” Edition
In 2023, church life was fully immersed in the era of artificial ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Group Chat Prayer Confusion
A parish prayer group starting an instant messaging thread, which...read more »
😜 More from category: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The Smart Speaker Altar Intercept
A solemn moment during the weekly reading of Mass intentions comi...read more »
33 Religious Jokes: The 1998 “Y2K Panic, Dial-Up Loading Bars & Beanie Baby Fundraisers” Edition
In 1998, church life was caught between a massive digital acceler...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Cordless Lapel Intercept
A profound moment of silent adoration in the sanctuary being comp...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Matching Shirt Directory
A family trying to take their own photo for the new online parish...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
No viruses here, just good vibes.
Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
Thanks for the donation and the joke!