Why was Chicago looking at his hands? Because the new Bears QB paints his nails, which was more shocking to old-school NFL fans than him throwing 60-yard bombs.
Part of the 49 Sports Jokes: The 2024 “Parisian Spark & The Chiefs Empire” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Soccer Mistake
A goal-oriented humor for the pitch.Why was the soccer ball so ti...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Giannis "Legacy" Season
Why was he so focused? Because after a few years of early exits, ...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 2021 “Summer of Sport & The Great Messi Migration” Edition
In 2021, the sports calendar was so crowded we actually saw "2020...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Swiftie" Super Bowl Anniversary
Why was the NFL still selling friendship bracelets? Because Taylo...read more »
51 Sports Jokes: The 2022 “Messi’s World & The Great Farewell” Edition
In 2022, the sports world completed its most dramatic script yet....read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 2006 “Heads & Hoops” Edition
In 2006, sports were filled with drama, unexpected farewells, and...read more »
The Archery Aim
Hitting the bullseye of comedy.I tried archery, but I had to quit...read more »
2025 Classic: The Caleb Williams "Sophomore" Leap
Why was Chicago dreaming of a ring? Because their QB finally look...read more »
A guy and his wife are...
A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on tel...read more »
53 Sports Jokes: The 2025 “The Red Era & The New Frontier” Edition
In 2025, the sports world looked like a fantasy draft come to lif...read more »
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2025 Archive: The NBA Expansion Rumors
Why was Las Vegas and Seattle so excited? Because the league was ...read more »
The Surfing Wave
Wipeouts and wisdom from the ocean.Surfing is the only sport wher...read more »
The Referee Vision
A perspective from the most hated man on the field.I asked the re...read more »
A Giants fan, a Padre fan,...
A Giants fan, a Padre fan, and a Dodger fan are climbing a mounta...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
All the search engines agree: this is funny.
In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
The history of humor in one post.