Driving behind a massive steel car and observing that the driver’s seat appears completely empty except for a tiny patch of white hair hovering over the dashboard.
Part of the 34 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2006 “Wii Sports, Flat Screen Rollout & Ringtone Pandemonium” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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