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1997 Legacy: The Brush

 I’m an artist. I’m just brushing up on my skills.

Part of the 62 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

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62 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1997 Retro Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Married_With_Kids04/04/2011 02:17Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
@Trinity_Matrix10/13/2012 08:59Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
@Korben_Dallas_Tax11/07/2001 04:50I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
@Yugioh_Duelist08/06/2015 15:21You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
@Better_Off_Dead05/21/1996 11:36I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
@Chocolate_Rain11/24/1996 00:44I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
@Evolution_Dance01/07/1997 06:47The history of humor in one post.

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