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2003 Archive: The Best Original Screenplay

Why did Pedro Almodóvar win for Talk to Her? Because even with subtitles, a movie about a coma can be more romantic than a rom-com.

Part of the 44 Oscars Jokes: The 2003 “Chicago, The Kiss & Spirited Away” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Zip_Drive_Owner10/20/1995 10:22Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
@Pentium_Power06/16/1999 07:57My processor can barely handle this much humor!
@Brazil_Terry_G02/01/2010 02:02Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
@Jackass_Johnny03/07/2007 21:14Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
@Beavis_Cornholio04/14/2013 20:47I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
@Heathers_Winona04/20/2005 04:10Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
@CounterStrike_Pro06/14/2003 23:40Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
@Deal_With_It_G02/17/2009 02:50Deal with it. This is gold.

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