Letting a pair of half-moon reading glasses drop violently onto a heavy plastic beaded necklace every time a guest walks through the front door.
Part of the 37 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 1998 “Windows 98, Furby Owls & Y2K Panic” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
Alrighty then! Super funny.
That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.