She says my alarm clock is “brave” for thinking I’ll get out of bed on the first ring.
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🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025 Archive
1. 2023 Vintage: The Guest Room
She says the guest room curtains are "passive-aggressive."Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: Th... read more »
She says the guest room curtains are "passive-aggressive."Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: Th... read more »
2. 1996 Legacy: The Birthday Card
She sent me a card that said "Thinking of You." Inside, it said "And wondering why you haven't m... read more »
She sent me a card that said "Thinking of You." Inside, it said "And wondering why you haven't m... read more »
3. 2011 Legacy: The Supermarket
She tried to return a cabbage because it was "unnecessarily round."Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law ... read more »
She tried to return a cabbage because it was "unnecessarily round."Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law ... read more »
4. 1999 Vintage: The Laptop Case
She uses her laptop case as a footstool. She says it’s the most useful thing a computer has ever... read more »
She uses her laptop case as a footstool. She says it’s the most useful thing a computer has ever... read more »
5. 2006 Vintage: The Sitcom
She says 30 Rock is about how much of a "rock" she is and how "30 minutes" is all she can stand ... read more »
She says 30 Rock is about how much of a "rock" she is and how "30 minutes" is all she can stand ... read more »
6. 2012 Legacy: The Chat Room
She’s the only person who can make a "Thumbs Up" emoji look like a dismissal.Part of the 59 Moth... read more »
She’s the only person who can make a "Thumbs Up" emoji look like a dismissal.Part of the 59 Moth... read more »
7. 2014 Legacy: The New Year
She’s already making a list of "2015 Failures" for me.Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 20... read more »
She’s already making a list of "2015 Failures" for me.Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 20... read more »
8. 2020 Legacy: The Neighbor
She told the neighbor his social distancing was "insufficiently dramatic."Part of the 65 Mother-... read more »
She told the neighbor his social distancing was "insufficiently dramatic."Part of the 65 Mother-... read more »
9. 1995 Classic: The Dog
My dog and my mother-in-law have one thing in common. They both shed on the sofa.Part of the 55 ... read more »
My dog and my mother-in-law have one thing in common. They both shed on the sofa.Part of the 55 ... read more »
10. 1999 Legacy: The Piano
She plays The Final Countdown on the piano every time I walk into the room.Part of the 66 Mother... read more »
She plays The Final Countdown on the piano every time I walk into the room.Part of the 66 Mother... read more »
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