2023 Legacy: The Wordle Grid Deficit
Why did the math class feel so quiet during morning attendance? Because the daily word puzzle craze had completely died out, leaving a giant empty… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Wordle Grid Deficit
2023 Classic: The Zelda Tears of the Kingdom Absences
Why half the boys in the senior class suddenly requested a sick day on a mid-May Friday to spend seventy hours building flying green machines… Read More »2023 Classic: The Zelda Tears of the Kingdom Absences
2023 Archive: The QR Code Stand-Off
Walking completely out of a modern sandwich shop because the cashier pointed to a black-and-white pixelated sticker on the glass counter instead of handing over… Read More »2023 Archive: The QR Code Stand-Off
2023 Classic: The Paper Checkbook Standoff
Paralyzing a supermarket checkout lane for five minutes to manually balance a ledger down to the exact penny for a single bottle of prune juice.… Read More »2023 Classic: The Paper Checkbook Standoff
2023 Classic: The Electronic Tap Tithe Traffic
The ushers introducing a wireless card reader for the weekly collection, resulting in a three-minute bottleneck in the center aisle because an elder kept tapping… Read More »2023 Classic: The Electronic Tap Tithe Traffic
2023 Legacy: The Tupperware Archaeology
Cleaning out the freezer in the fellowship hall kitchen after a long closure and discovering a frosted plastic container with calcified contents labeled “Parish Festival… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Tupperware Archaeology
2023 Vintage: The AI Hallucination
A guy insists the bar has a rooftop pool. The bartender says, “You’ve been talking to ChatGPT again. We’re in a basement, Mike.” Part of… Read More »2023 Vintage: The AI Hallucination
2023 Vintage: The AI Job Replacement
A guy says, “AI is going to take your job, bartender!” The bartender says, “Can AI listen to your problems and judge your ex-girlfriend? No?… Read More »2023 Vintage: The AI Job Replacement
2023 Legacy: The Coaster
A guy tries to use the coaster to pay with a crypto wallet that crashed in 2022. Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2023… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Coaster
2023 Legacy: The X (Twitter) Logic
“I’m going on X!” “Is it a secret mission?” “No, it’s just Twitter, but Elon renamed it so it sounds like a site your wife wouldn’t… Read More »2023 Legacy: The X (Twitter) Logic