2020 Archive: The Year 2020
Why did it feel like a decade? Because we spent the whole time waiting for 2021, only to realize that the sequel might be just… Read More »2020 Archive: The Year 2020
2020 Classic: The Final 2020 Vibe
Why was everyone so “Muted”? Because we reached the end of the longest year in history, and we were just happy to see the calendar… Read More »2020 Classic: The Final 2020 Vibe
2020 Vintage: The 2020 Optimism
We’ve got the vaccine news, we’ve got a new decade ahead, and 2021 is going to be the “Grand Reopening” of the world. Surely it’ll… Read More »2020 Vintage: The 2020 Optimism
2020 Vintage: The Berry
I’m “berry” much ready for 2021. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
2020 Archive: The New Year
She’s already making a list of “2021 Failures” for me. Part of the 65 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2020 Legacy: The “Look, Here’s the Deal” Phrase
Why did Biden say it so much? Because in 2020, we all wanted a “Deal” that involved 2021 coming early. Part of the 41 Presidential… Read More »2020 Legacy: The “Look, Here’s the Deal” Phrase
2020 Classic: Bong Joon-ho’s Drinking Plans
Why did he want to “drink until next morning”? Because when you win four Oscars in one night, water is no longer a beverage option—you’ve… Read More »2020 Classic: Bong Joon-ho’s Drinking Plans
2020 Classic: The Digital Voice Recorder
Why was the boss whispering? He was “Recording his 2021 Re-opening Plan” into a 64GB stick. Part of the 74 Office Groaners: The 2020 “Social… Read More »2020 Classic: The Digital Voice Recorder
2020 Legacy: The Final 2020 Task
Why did the manager bring a “Tiger King” mask to the 2021 planning meeting? To show that he’s “Ready to roar” and that Carole Baskin… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Final 2020 Task
2020 Legacy: New Year’s Eve 2020
Why was the party so small? Because we all just wanted to kick 2020 out of the house and hope that 2021 would be at… Read More »2020 Legacy: New Year’s Eve 2020