2023 Archive: Mary J. Blige in Gold

Why was she so shiny? To remind everyone she is the only Queen of Hip-Hop Soul and nobody wears metallic armor like her.

🔥 Top 10: The Grammy Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why JAGUAR II? Because Victoria Monét’s soul is as sleek and powe...read more »

Why was his night so dramatic? Because he won three Rap Grammys i...read more »

Why "Not Like Us"? Because watching a mustard-yellow car and a lo...read more »

Why Beyoncé and Miley? Because "II Most Wanted" was the duo we di...read more »

Why "The Architect"? Because Kacey Musgraves reminded us that she...read more »

Why Bell Bottom Country? Because Lainey Wilson is the new sheriff...read more »

Why was her win for Best Rap Album so big? Because she became onl...read more »

Why the record? Because boygenius made an album that felt like a ...read more »

Why "SCIENTISTS & ENGINEERS"? Because Killer Mike, André 3000...read more »

In 2003, the 45th Grammy Awards were dominated by a 23-year-old n...read more »

Why was the room so emotional? Because after her health struggles...read more »

Why Victoria Monét? Because she’s the "New Artist" who’s been run...read more »

Why "Not Strong Enough"? Because boygenius proved that three "sad...read more »

Why Dan Nigro? Because he’s the secret architect behind every "sa...read more »

@Mainframe_Manny01/14/2009 08:35Old school processing, new school laughs.

@Ghostbusters_V07/11/2002 07:51Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!

@Prodigy_User_X12/27/2003 23:15Way better than the Prodigy boards!

@Slashdot_Effect04/29/2003 06:47We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!

@Club_Penguin_Kid10/10/2012 15:10Waddle on over and read this!

@Annoying_Orange12/02/1995 19:52Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!