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1995 Archive: ER’s Heart Rate

 Why did ER lead with 23 nominations? Because 1995 was the year America decided that watching George Clooney look handsome while holding a clipboard was more important than actually going to sleep.

Part of the 36 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 1995 “Frasier, Friends & ER’s First Shift” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Emmy Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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2024 Legacy: The Jean Smart "HBO/Max" Joke
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Twister_Chaser07/21/2001 04:15A F5 of a joke! Intense!
@Flash_Player_Fan11/28/2006 17:21Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
@Buffy_Summers_9703/14/2002 23:16Slaying these jokes one by one.
@Emule_Donkey03/06/2008 12:23Waiting in the queue was worth it.
@Fargo_Marge06/06/2013 17:40Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
@Reservoir_Joe06/08/2007 18:26Professional humor for professional people.
@Wild_Thornberry11/03/1998 01:00Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
@Leave_Britney_A10/15/2002 11:19Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!

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