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2019 Vintage: Drake’s Cut-Off Speech

Why did the mic go dead? Because Drake started telling everyone that trophies don’t matter, and the Grammys—who literally hand out trophies—decided they had heard enough.

Part of the 39 Grammy Jokes: The 2019 “This Is America & Shallow Vibes” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Ace_Ventura_Pet07/22/2008 14:01Alrighty then! Super funny.
@Beverly_Hills_9021011/05/1999 17:12The coolest joke in the zip code.
@Korben_Dallas_Tax01/07/2001 16:56I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
@Courage_Dog08/25/2004 01:32The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
@Harambe_Memories11/28/1995 11:03Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).

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