1996 Legacy: Best Rock Album

Why did Alanis beat Pearl Jam? Because Eddie Vedder was too busy fighting Ticketmaster to notice a Canadian had just moved into his genre.

🔥 Top 10: The Grammy Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why "What Was I Made For?"? Because Billie Eilish is the only per...read more »

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Why Midnights? Because Taylor Swift’s "sleepless nights" are more...read more »

Why did Metallica win again? Because the Academy’s "Metal" catego...read more »

In 1996, the 38th Grammy Awards proved that anger was a currency ...read more »

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Why "Not Like Us"? Because watching a mustard-yellow car and a lo...read more »

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Why SOS? Because SZA turned a distress signal into a global celeb...read more »

Why did Kendrick Lamar win Record and Song of the Year? Because h...read more »

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@ICQ_Master9903/27/1999 03:21Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.

@Nokia_Snake_Champ03/31/1995 10:23Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!

@Lycos_Dog05/22/2014 03:17Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!

@Grunge_Lord_9411/16/1998 20:49I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.

@Ermahgerd_Girl05/14/2014 06:46ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!

@Ultima_Online_V05/31/2011 12:57Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?