Why “Shallow”? Because Bradley Cooper discovered that singing with Gaga is the best way to get a Grammy without being a singer.
Part of the 39 Grammy Jokes: The 2019 “This Is America & Shallow Vibes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Grammy Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: Best Score Soundtrack
Why Oppenheimer? No, that was last year—it was Dune: Part Two! Fo...read more »
2024 Vintage: Best Rap Song
Why "SCIENTISTS & ENGINEERS"? (See: Killer Mike’s afternoon s...read more »
2024 Classic: Best Rock Song
Why "Not Strong Enough"? Because the bridge of that song has more...read more »
2025 Archive: Best Songwriter
Why Amy Allen? Because she’s the person responsible for the lyric...read more »
2025 Vintage: Lady Gaga & Bruno’s Smile
Why did "Die With a Smile" win Best Pop Duo? Because when you put...read more »
2024 Vintage: Best Metal Performance
Why "72 Seasons" by Metallica? Because the Academy has a standing...read more »
36 Grammy Jokes: The 1996 “Jagged Little Alanis & Mariah’s Snub” Edition
In 1996, the 38th Grammy Awards proved that anger was a currency ...read more »
2025 Archive: Best Comedy Album
Why Dave Chappelle? Because he’s the only person who can win a Gr...read more »
2025 Legacy: Best Global Music Album
Why Shakira? No, it was Eazy-E? Wait, it was Tyla! For making "Wa...read more »
2024 Classic: The Killer Mike Rollercoaster
Why was his night so dramatic? Because he won three Rap Grammys i...read more »
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In 2015, the 57th Grammy Awards were a rollercoaster of British s...read more »
38 Grammy Jokes: The 1998 “Time Out of Mind & Soy Bomb” Edition
In 1998, the 40th Grammy Awards felt like a fever dream. Bob Dyla...read more »
2024 Legacy: Best Pop Duo/Group Performance
Why "Ghost in the Machine"? Because SZA and Phoebe Bridgers are t...read more »
2024 Classic: Lana Del Rey’s Shadow
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!
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