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1999 Vintage: Best Female Pop Vocal

Why Celine Dion? Because her vocal cords are apparently made of titanium and magic.

Part of the 39 Grammy Jokes: The 1999 “Miseducation & Latin Explosion” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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