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2005 Archive: Best Contemporary R&B Album

Why Confessions? Because Usher told us everything, and we loved him for it.

Part of the 36 Grammy Jokes: The 2005 “Genius Loves Company & Kanye’s Confidence” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Grammy Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Archive: Best Rap Performance
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2025 Vintage: Best Rap Performance
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36 Grammy Jokes: The 2002 “Songs in A Minor & Bluegrass Takeover” Edition
In 2002, the 44th Grammy Awards felt like a massive family reunio...read more »
2025 Classic: Chappell Roan’s Pink Pony
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2025 Archive: Taylor’s Presentation
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39 Grammy Jokes: The 1999 “Miseducation & Latin Explosion” Edition
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2025 Vintage: Best Music Film
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2024 Classic: Song of the Year
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In 2017, the 59th Grammy Awards were a showdown between two of th...read more »

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38 Grammy Jokes: The 1998 “Time Out of Mind & Soy Bomb” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli02/06/2003 20:32That still only counts as one laugh!
@Silk_Road_Ghost02/14/2006 01:19Trading jokes in the shadows.
@Blade_Runner_201905/26/2012 15:04All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
@Limp_Bizkit_Fan06/17/2002 19:44Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
@Footloose_Ren04/21/1995 02:17Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
@Fat_Bastard_Get03/02/2002 17:54Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
@Friday_Rebecca08/04/2013 15:44Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
@First_World_P11/23/2004 17:02My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
@Shut_Up_Money09/10/2009 08:23Shut up and take my laughter!

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