Detecting a tiny half-degree temperature change from three rooms away and immediately shouting about the rising cost of heating oil in the local market. Part… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Hallway Thermostat Lockdown
Why was the IT department crying? Because they spent 100 hours on a character and it died to a “Disconnect” during a meeting. Part of… Read More »2023 Classic: The World of Warcraft “Hardcore” Launch
Cleaning out the freezer in the fellowship hall kitchen after a long closure and discovering a frosted plastic container with calcified contents labeled “Parish Festival… Read More »2022 Archive: The Tupperware Archaeology
Why the therapy session? Because Kendrick returned after five years with a complex, heavy, and brilliant record that proved he was still rap’s greatest philosopher.… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Kendrick Lamar “Mr. Morale…” Return
Why was the 4th so “Sparkly”? Because Taylor was teasing Midnights, and we were all getting ready to “shimmer” under the firework display. Part of… Read More »2022 Legacy: The “Giggle” (Bejeweled) Taylor Swift
Why was Seattle so sad? Because the smartest point guard in the world finally put down the ball, leaving behind four rings and a legacy… Read More »2022 Archive: The Sue Bird Retirement
Why did the lawyer want to be buried with a Wi-Fi 6 router? So his soul could “stay connected” to the billable hours. Part of… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Final Summary
Why the Georgia vibe? Because Bieber proved he could make a breezy summer hit that made everyone want to go to California, even if we… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Justin Bieber “Peaches”
I’m the “top” of the leaderboard on Wordle (next year). Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Cherry
Why did it work? For the first time, we saw that celebrities’ bedrooms look just like ours—except with Oscars on the shelves instead of dusty… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Virtual Gala
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