2021 Vintage: The Eternals Length
I just met ten new superheroes and I’ve already forgotten seven of their names. Part of the 63 Observational One-Liners: The 2021 Hybrid Reality archive.… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Eternals Length
2021 Vintage: The Titane Metal
Why the car? For a French movie that won the Palme d’Or and left every person who saw it asking: “What did I just watch,… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Titane Metal
2020 Classic: The Sun
I’m “shining” through the window. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
2020 Vintage: The Trial of the Chicago 7 Hair
Why Sacha Baron Cohen (again)? For proving that he can be a serious Oscar contender while wearing a wig and a tie-dye shirt, as long… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Trial of the Chicago 7 Hair
2019 Legacy: The Peloton Ad Controversy
Why was Mom looking at her new exercise bike with fear? Because the internet convinced her that a gift of fitness was actually a cry… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Peloton Ad Controversy
2019 Legacy: The Wikipedia Sermon Dispute
The head of the finance committee interrupting a parish council meeting to argue against a historical fact mentioned in the sermon, claiming that an internet… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Wikipedia Sermon Dispute
2019 Legacy: The Honorary Award for Cicely Tyson
Why? Because it took 94 years for the Academy to realize she was the soul of American acting. Part of the 40 Oscars Jokes: The… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Honorary Award for Cicely Tyson
2019 Vintage: The Watchmen
“Who watches the watchmen?” “I do,” says the bouncer. “And they’ve had enough.” Part of the 54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Watchmen
2018 Archive: The Laptop Heat
Why was the desk smoking? Because the “Core i9” MacBook was trying to render a 15-second TikTok. Part of the 71 Office Groaners: The 2018… Read More »2018 Archive: The Laptop Heat
2018 Vintage: The AirPods “Non-Stop”
Why did the manager keep his AirPods in during a funeral… I mean, a board meeting? To show everyone he’s “Always Connected” (and to ignore… Read More »2018 Vintage: The AirPods “Non-Stop”