2019 Vintage: The Second Opinion
“Doctor, I think I have a rare condition I found on an Instagram infographic.” “That’s not a condition, Dave. That’s an advertisement for expensive vitamins.”… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Second Opinion
2018 Legacy: The Royal Wedding (Harry & Meghan)
Why was the tea so “American”? Because the second Royal Wedding of the decade happened, and everyone was obsessed with the fact that a Hollywood… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Royal Wedding (Harry & Meghan)
2018 Legacy: The USB “Fidget Spinner” Hub
Why did the desk melt? (Still the same problem, but now with more spinning). Part of the 71 Office Groaners: The 2018 “GDPR & Fortnite”… Read More »2018 Legacy: The USB “Fidget Spinner” Hub
2018 Classic: The Hereditary Fan
None. If the lights go out, just… don’t look at the ceiling. Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2018 – The Snap Edition archive.… Read More »2018 Classic: The Hereditary Fan
2018 Archive: The Grinch (2018)
“I’m stealing Christmas!” “You’re just canceling the Netflix subscription because you’re grumpy. Give it back.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2018 “Thanos Snap & Tide… Read More »2018 Archive: The Grinch (2018)
2017 Classic: The Dabbing Defense Finale
The vice principal warning a student that “dabbing” after every single correct answer during a serious history debate was a direct violation of classroom etiquette.… Read More »2017 Classic: The Dabbing Defense Finale
2017 Vintage: The Bitcoin Investor
A guy walks into a bar and orders a round of the most expensive champagne for everyone. The bartender asks, “Big win at the casino?”… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Bitcoin Investor
2017 Classic: The Chronicles of Narnia Analogy
The youth pastor spending forty-five minutes trying to explain the theological depth of Aslan’s sacrifice using a series of blurry internet printouts taped to a… Read More »2017 Classic: The Chronicles of Narnia Analogy
2016 Vintage: The Gym Socks
Why did the gym socks go to the party? They wanted to “smell” the fun. Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Gym Socks
2016 Vintage: The Bottle Flipper
One, but it takes 47 tries to flip the bulb onto the ladder so it lands upright. Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2016… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Bottle Flipper