2012 Classic: The Spreadsheet Goal
Why was the chart “Flat”? Because in 2012, 3D was “so 2010” and everything had to be a solid block of color. Part of the… Read More »2012 Classic: The Spreadsheet Goal
2012 Classic: The Corn
This pun is “shucking” cosmic. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2010 Archive: The 20-Cent Gas Hike
Why were people grumbling? Because in 2010, “Economic Recovery” felt like a slow walk to a gas station that was always five miles away. Part… Read More »2010 Archive: The 20-Cent Gas Hike
2010 Legacy: The Foursquare Mayor
“I’m checking in!” “Great, that makes you the Mayor of ‘Leaving if you don’t buy something’.” Part of the 70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Foursquare Mayor
2009 Vintage: The Call of Duty
Modern Warfare 2 Player: “Remember, no darkness.” Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2009 – The Blue Avatar Glow archive. Historically Verified
2008 Archive: The “Hot N Cold” Katy Perry
She’s singing about indecisive guys, and I’m singing about my indecisive internet connection. Part of the 81 Observational One-Liners: The 2008 Superhero Surge archive. Historically… Read More »2008 Archive: The “Hot N Cold” Katy Perry
2008 Classic: Sex and the City (Movie)
Why were the cousins drinking Cosmopolitans instead of tea? Because Carrie Bradshaw finally hit the big screen, and they felt the dining room was their… Read More »2008 Classic: Sex and the City (Movie)
2006 Legacy: The Razr V3i
It’s gold! My wife feels like a millionaire. I’m still using a phone that has a retractable antenna. Part of the 66 Marriage Jokes: The… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Razr V3i
2006 Legacy: The Blue-Ray
We finally bought a player. The movie cost $30. I told her we’re only watching it once a year at that price. Part of the… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Blue-Ray
2006 Archive: The “Evolution of Dance” Video
Why did we watch it 100 times? Because it was the first true “YouTube Viral Classic,” proving that a guy in a brown t-shirt doing… Read More »2006 Archive: The “Evolution of Dance” Video