Why was the White House split? Because some advisors wanted “Fun and Games,” while others wanted “Maximum Power.” Part of the 33 Presidential Jokes: The… Read More »2001 Archive: The Nintendo GameCube vs. Xbox
The youth pastor spending twenty minutes trying to explain how resisting temptation is exactly like Frodo trying to carry the Ring to Mordor in the… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Lord of the Rings Metaphor
Why was the employee offended? The computer told him he hadn’t used his “Work” folder in 60 days. Part of the 79 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Desktop Clean-up Wizard
I’m a diver. I’m just “deep.” Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified
Why was he the worst? Because in 2000, he made “thumbs down” the most terrifying gesture in the history of Rome and the box office.… Read More »2000 Vintage: Joaquin Phoenix (Gladiator)
I told my doctor my thumb hurts. He said, “Stop sending ‘Happy New Year’ texts to everyone in your contact list. It’s called T9-syndrome.” Part… Read More »2000 Vintage: The SMS Thumb
“My wife is like ‘Oops!… I Did It Again’.” “What did she do?” “She bought another pair of shoes and played with my heart… and… Read More »2000 Archive: The Britney Syndrome
I’m a monitor. I’m just watching the world go by. Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive. Historically Verified
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in, the countdown is starting! Part of the 48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Lettuce
Why were the European monsters so confused? Because they were trying to figure out how many “Drachmas” or “Francs” a bag of candy would be… Read More »1998 Classic: The Euro (Announcement)
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