The faded neon-haired plastic doll still sitting on top of your pen, looking ancient after surviving nine consecutive years of spelling bees. Part of the… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Pencil Topper Troll Survival
Why was 1280×800 the “Future”? Because you could finally see a whole movie without black bars on the top and bottom. Part of the 74… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Laptop Screen Resolution
I’m “fleeing” from the spoiler alerts. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
Why did the President stumble over the “Shame on You” proverb? To prove that in 2002, “Speech Writing” was more of a “Creative Suggestion” than… Read More »2002 Vintage: The “Fool Me Once” Gaffe
A guy takes 50 photos of his beer. The bartender asks, “Is it going to look different in the next one?” Part of the 74… Read More »2001 Archive: The Digital Camera
Why The Marshall Mathers LP? Because even the Grammys had to admit that being a “Lumberjack” or an “Angry Blonde” was the biggest thing in… Read More »2001 Vintage: Best Rap Album
“The Dude” is still in the bar, but now he’s confused by the flat-screen TVs. Part of the 67 Bar Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium… Read More »2000 Vintage: The White Russian
The only equipment is a treadmill that only works if you’re chasing a refund check. Part of the 58 Doctor Jokes: The 2000 “Surviving Y2K… Read More »2000 Classic: The HMO Gym
A teenage volunteer causing a faint puffing sound down the center aisle because he keeps pressing the air pumps on his basketball shoes during the… Read More »1999 Classic: The High-Top Valve Usher
“We don’t cover ‘End of the World’ anxiety. That’s a pre-existing condition.” Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Fever & Matrix Medical”… Read More »1999 Vintage: The HMO Nurse 2
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