2001 Vintage: The Speeding Ticket
Why did the lawyer tell the judge he was speeding? “Your Honor, I was trying to outrun my conscience.” Part of the 46 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Speeding Ticket
2001 Classic: The George W. Bush Inauguration
Why was the political talk at dinner so “new”? Because it was the first year of a new administration, and everyone was still trying to… Read More »2001 Classic: The George W. Bush Inauguration
2000 Legacy: The New Year’s Resolution
A guy says, “My resolution is to spend less time in bars.” The bartender says, “See you tomorrow then.” Part of the 67 Bar Jokes:… Read More »2000 Legacy: The New Year’s Resolution
2000 Classic: The “Breathless” Corrs
Irish family pop is the only thing keeping the radio from being 100% Eminem. Part of the 71 Observational One-Liners: The 2000 Millennium Edition archive.… Read More »2000 Classic: The “Breathless” Corrs
1999 Archive: The Backstreet Boys “Millennium” Mania
Why the white suits? Because they sold 1.1 million copies in a single week, proving that five guys harmonizing about wanting it “that way” was… Read More »1999 Archive: The Backstreet Boys “Millennium” Mania
1999 Archive: Best Country Album
Why Wide Open Spaces by the Dixie Chicks? Because they proved that three women with a banjo could sell more records than a rock band.… Read More »1999 Archive: Best Country Album
1998 Legacy: The Plum
I’m a lucky guy. I’ve got a plum job. Part of the 73 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1998 Vintage: The Wallet
Why is my wallet like an onion? When I open it, I cry. Part of the 52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 “Pre-Millennium” Archive archive.… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Wallet
1997 Legacy: The Björk “Homogenic” Evolution
Why the volcano vibes? For an Icelandic masterpiece that sounded like a robot having an emotional breakdown in the middle of a thunderstorm. Part of… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Björk “Homogenic” Evolution
1997 Archive: Best R&B Album
Why did Words by Tony Rich lose? Because the Grammys decided that Maxwell’s Urban Hang Suite was the only place they wanted to hang out… Read More »1997 Archive: Best R&B Album