Accidentally navigating to the loop screen of a rented movie disc and spending forty-five minutes watching the same three-second background clip repeat because nobody can… Read More »2001 Archive: The DVD Menu Standoff
Every girl wants to dance on a bar and pour water on themselves now. The service at my local pub has changed. Part of the… Read More »2000 Archive: The Coyote Ugly Dream
The classic neon-haired plastic doll still clinging to the top of your pen, staring at the teacher during the final exams. Part of the 41… Read More »2000 Classic: The Pencil Topper Troll
The class clown who could perfectly vocalize the screeching, static drone of a modem connecting to the internet. Part of the 41 School & Teacher… Read More »1999 Classic: The Dial-Up Sound Imitation
One, but it takes 14 hours to download the “Light_Bulb_Full_Version.exe” and it’s actually a virus. Part of the 62 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1999 Retro… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Napster User
Why were there five different colors? Because Apple decided “Bondi Blue” wasn’t enough, so they gave us Blueberry, Grape, Tangerine, Lime, and Strawberry—turning the home… Read More »1999 Vintage: The iMac G3 “Flavors”
“Why didn’t they just censure him?” “Because you can’t put a ‘reprehensible conduct’ label on a man who thinks ‘conduct’ is just a suggestion.” Part… Read More »1998 Classic: The Censure
Why did the leaf go to the doctor? It was feeling “green” and “un-be-leaf-able.” Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition… Read More »1996 Classic: The Scared Tree
Why did the lawyer buy a pair of gloves two sizes too small? He was practicing his “If it doesn’t fit, you must acquit” face… Read More »1995 Archive: The O.J. Influence
Why did the blonde stare at the cassette tape for an hour? She was waiting for the “B-side” to reveal itself. Part of the 61… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Walkman
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