2018 Archive: The Menu
I’m “selecting” my drop zone. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2018 Legacy: The Snapchat Face Filter Flex
Spending all of lunch hour trying to capture the perfect photo of a school pizza slice using a digital filter just to add it to… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Snapchat Face Filter Flex
2017 Classic: The Instagram Gallery
She’s started posting “Galleries.” It’s just 10 photos of the same dust bunny under our sofa from 10 different angles. Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law… Read More »2017 Classic: The Instagram Gallery
2017 Classic: The Butter
I’m “spreading” the viral content. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
2016 Vintage: The Touchscreen Brute Force Ritual
Swiping an index finger across a modern smartphone display with so much physical pressure that the glass visibly flexes, completely convinced the machine will ignore… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Touchscreen Brute Force Ritual
2015 Legacy: The Empty Wallet
Why is my wallet like a library? Because everyone wants to “check out” what’s inside. Part of the 57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 “The… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Empty Wallet
2015 Vintage: The Kylo Ren
One, but he gets a temper tantrum and smashes the entire lamp with his crossguard lightsaber because the bulb is “too old.” Part of the… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Kylo Ren
2015 Vintage: The Peanuts Movie Fan
“Good grief. The bulb is out.” Part of the 62 Light Bulb Jokes: 2015 – The Hotline Bling Glow archive. Historically Verified
2015 Vintage: The Periscope
A guy is live-streaming his drink to three people in Japan. Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars & Hotline Bling” Edition… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Periscope
2014 Archive: The iPhone 6 Bendgate
Why did the blonde try to use her new iPhone 6 Plus as a boomerang? She heard it was “bendable” and thought it was supposed… Read More »2014 Archive: The iPhone 6 Bendgate