2007 Archive: The Flat Screen
She says our TV is so thin it’s “lacking the gravity of a real piece of furniture.” Part of the 55 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2007… Read More »2007 Archive: The Flat Screen
2007 Vintage: The Professional Ego
Why does a lawyer never use “Vibrate” mode? Because he wants everyone in a 5-mile radius to know his billable rate just went up. Part… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Professional Ego
2006 Classic: The Night at the Museum Magic
Why Ben Stiller? For a movie that made every kid in 2006 think that if they stayed in a museum after 9 PM, Teddy Roosevelt… Read More »2006 Classic: The Night at the Museum Magic
2005 Archive: Paris Hilton’s Wax Job
Why did Paris win Worst Supporting Actress for House of Wax? Because playing a character whose most convincing scene is becoming a literal candle was the… Read More »2005 Archive: Paris Hilton’s Wax Job
2004 Archive: The Folder Search
Why was it faster? Because “Desktop Search” tools were finally indexed, making “Report_Final_Final_2.doc” easy to find. Part of the 74 Office Groaners: The 2004 “RAZR… Read More »2004 Archive: The Folder Search
2004 Classic: The Simpsons Year 15
Why are they still here? Because Homer Simpson is older than half the actresses in the room, despite still being 38. Part of the 41… Read More »2004 Classic: The Simpsons Year 15
2004 Archive: The MySpace Layout Deficit
Why did the student fail his computer science class? Because instead of learning how to program basic data tables, he spent the entire semester using… Read More »2004 Archive: The MySpace Layout Deficit
2002 Vintage: The Postcard
She sent a postcard from a desert island. It said: “Peace at last. But the sand is too sandy.” Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes:… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Postcard
2002 Vintage: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Why were the kids afraid of the bathroom? Because they were sure Moaning Myrtle was going to ruin their holiday by flooding the hallway. Part… Read More »2002 Vintage: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
2002 Archive: The Eminem “8 Mile” Moment
Why the sweaty palms? Because “Lose Yourself” became the first rap song to win an Oscar, proving that Marshall Mathers could conquer Hollywood while wearing… Read More »2002 Archive: The Eminem “8 Mile” Moment