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I just bought a currency based on a dog meme because Elon Musk tweeted a rocket emoji. I am a financial genius. Part of the… Read More »2021 Legacy: The 2021 Dogecoin Hype
Why did everyone have an “#OpenToWork” badge? Because 2021 was the year “Loyalty” was replaced by “Who’s hiring for 100% Remote?” Part of the 75… Read More »2021 Classic: The LinkedIn “Green Circle”
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