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1999 Classic: The Y2K Grading Panic

Why was the principal frantically printing out every single student’s report card in December? Because the IT guy convinced him that the school’s computer system would reset to the year 1900 at midnight and wipe out everyone’s high school credits.

Part of the 41 School & Teacher Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic, Matrix Coats & Pokémon Mania” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@X-Files_Spooky05/24/2013 09:11I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
@Java_Applet_User03/24/2005 14:43This joke is more portable than a Java app!
@Mean_Girls_Regina05/08/2004 01:10Get in loser, we are going laughing!
@Steve-O_Wild02/11/1999 17:00Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
@Gremlins_Gizmo11/05/2005 07:58Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
@E_T_Phone_Home08/25/2014 11:39E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
@Prestige_World_W12/23/1995 15:25Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
@Charlie_Bit_Me08/25/2004 18:32Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
@CounterStrike_Pro11/23/2003 15:56Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!

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