Guarding a massive tower of paper towels and bathroom tissue rolls in the hallway closet like it is a gold reserve, refusing to let the grandkids use more than two squares per visit.
Part of the 36 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom Meeting Mishaps, Toilet Paper Hoarding & Quarantined Grandparents” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
The power of three... laughs!
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
Remember me? I’m still laughing.
Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.
HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!
Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.