1999 Vintage: The South Park Catchphrase

The principal warning students that anyone saying “Screw you guys, I’m going home” would receive an automatic detention.

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@Diablo_Cow_Level08/25/1998 21:24There is no cow level, but there is this joke!

@Baywatch_Runner01/14/2008 12:17Laughing in slow motion right now!

@Broadband_Newbie02/12/1999 11:46Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!

@Hat_Tip_Sir02/14/1998 02:13M’lady... this joke is superb.

@No_Way_Jose12/28/2013 22:08No way! That’s too much!