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1996 Legacy: The Slap Bracelet Ban

The day the principal officially declared war on flexible metal bracelets because people were hitting each other too hard on the wrists.

Part of the 38 School & Teacher Jokes: The 1996 “Starter Jackets, Netscape Navigator & POG Tournaments” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Tamagotchi_Dad08/26/2003 17:40Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
@Twister_Chaser02/27/2001 08:23A F5 of a joke! Intense!
@Beavis_Butthead04/17/1996 10:06Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
@Distracted_Boy12/09/1997 16:47Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
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