Shuffling across an outdated avocado-green carpet in thick wool socks, creating enough electrical voltage to shock anyone who attempts to hand you a cup of tea.
Part of the 35 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar 3D, FarmVille Frazzles & Touchscreen Battles” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It really whips the llama's ass!
We are the best kept secret... of humor.
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
Jokes are more than meets the eye!
Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
May I suggest another joke, sir?
Succeeding you, father... in laughing!