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2009 Archive: The Shag Carpet Static Surge

Shuffling across an outdated avocado-green carpet in thick wool socks, creating enough electrical voltage to shock anyone who attempts to hand you a cup of tea.

Part of the 35 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar 3D, FarmVille Frazzles & Touchscreen Battles” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WinAmp_Shaker04/03/2005 09:13It really whips the llama's ass!
@Men_In_Black_K08/25/2011 22:50We are the best kept secret... of humor.
@Floppy_Fanatic10/13/2010 19:02Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
@Big_Snatch_Boris07/05/2004 23:38Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
@Transformers_OP03/26/2009 01:32Jokes are more than meets the eye!
@Nyan_Cat_Space05/03/2000 20:29Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
@Ask_Jeeves_Butler01/13/2008 08:20May I suggest another joke, sir?
@Arthas_Fan_0211/09/2012 03:39Succeeding you, father... in laughing!

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