2007 Vintage: The Scholastic Ultraviolet Pen

Buying a neon spy pen at the book fair and using the hidden UV light to read secret cheating answers written on your sleeve during the spelling bee.

🔥 Top 10: The School & Teacher Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2024, the classroom layout was caught in a crossfire between a...read more »

The complete collapse of the classroom economy because you couldn...read more »

Constructing an elaborate finger-skateboard obstacle course using...read more »

The group of eighth graders huddling around a single charger wire...read more »

In 2025, the classroom reached a point where reality and advanced...read more »

Watching the boys waddle down the linoleum hallway because their ...read more »

In 1997, school was a chaotic battleground between the dying gasp...read more »

Why was the computer lab coordinator so confused in September? Be...read more »

The rich kid who showed up to gym class wearing ultra-rare, knitt...read more »

The English teacher giving out a detention because a student loud...read more »

Still using a folded paper game during afternoon recess to predic...read more »

In 2015, the classroom layout became a digital echo chamber where...read more »

In 2020, the classroom layout layout completely dissolved as the ...read more »

Why did the principal call an emergency meeting in September? Bec...read more »

@Twin_Peaks_Coffee11/24/2001 00:40A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!

@Space_Jam_Lola05/14/2004 00:46Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".

@Fred_Channel_0605/19/2005 20:14HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!

@Cool_Story_Bro11/03/2000 11:36Actually, it IS a cool story!

@Web_2_0_Fan12/26/2015 16:36This is the future of humor!