2009 Vintage: The Scholastic Book Fair Prize

Winning a neon green digital watch from the book catalog and spending all of silent study hour making the tiny alarm beep under your desk.

🔥 Top 10: The School & Teacher Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why did the vice principal look so incredibly panicked during hal...read more »

Constructing an elaborate finger-skateboard obstacle course using...read more »

The beautiful, loud ringing sound that closed out another histori...read more »

Still using a folded paper game during afternoon recess to predic...read more »

Why did the school morning announcements get cut short in May? Be...read more »

Still using a folded paper game during afternoon recess to predic...read more »

The faded neon-haired plastic doll still sitting on top of your p...read more »

Why did the physics teacher turn into a total disaster? Because a...read more »

The students still leaving a hidden browser window open behind th...read more »

The students still leaving a hidden browser window open behind th...read more »

Why every single plastic binder, calculator case, and laptop in t...read more »

In 2010, the classroom crossed into a brand new decade where touc...read more »

Carrying three separate six-pound hardcover manuals home in a bac...read more »

We've entered the new millennium! The year 2000 was a time when c...read more »

@Mainframe_Manny09/12/2007 13:19Old school processing, new school laughs.

@Project_Mayhem04/17/2006 02:48Our first rule: Laugh at everything.

@Hellboy_Red09/21/1995 09:56I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.

@Res_Dogs_MrPink04/01/2010 07:49I don’t tip, but I do laugh!

@Blink_182_Mark01/31/2015 20:07What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!

@Annoying_Orange08/28/2005 12:42Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!