Why did grandma look like she was wearing high fashion jewelry? Because her thick reading glasses were attached to a heavy gold or beaded chain around her neck, allowing her to violently drop them onto her chest every time someone walked into the kitchen.
Part of the 35 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 1995 “Reading Glasses, VCR Clocks & Early Bird Specials” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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