“You have died of dysentery.” The only phrase from 1995 that could ruin an entire week of school.
Part of the 35 School & Teacher Jokes: The 1995 “Chalk Dust, Tamagotchis & The Overhead Projector” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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