Why was everyone talking about The Hours? Because Nicole Kidman proved that if you want an Oscar, you don’t need to change your acting—you just need to change your profile with a lot of latex.
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🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Best Sound Win
Why did the gladiators sweep? Because the sound of a rhino chargi...read more »
2025 Classic: The Tom Cruise "Stunt" Video
Why was he there? To remind us that he’s still doing his own stun...read more »
2025 Classic: The Timothée Chalamet "Bob Dylan" Look
Why was he nominated? To prove that he can play a folk legend, a ...read more »
2025 Vintage: Paul Mescal’s "Shorts" Legacy
Why was everyone looking at his legs? To see if he brought the 1s...read more »
2025 Archive: The Best Production Design
Why did Wicked win? Because building the Emerald City is the only...read more »
2025 Archive: Denzel Washington’s Villain Era
Why was his win for Gladiator II so celebrated? Because he proved...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Oppenheimer" Detonation
Why did Christopher Nolan win 7 Oscars? Because the Academy decid...read more »
2024 Classic: The Best Sound Win
Why did The Zone of Interest win? Because the sound of what you d...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Best Costume Design
Why did Gladiator II win? Because making 5,000 people look like t...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Emilia Pérez" Triple Win
Why did the Academy give the acting award to four women at once? ...read more »
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2025 Vintage: The "Anora" Buzz
Why did Sean Baker win Screenplay? To prove that a chaotic night ...read more »
2024 Archive: The John Cena "Costume" Moment
Why did John Cena walk on stage naked? To prove that in 2024, the...read more »
41 Oscars Jokes: The 2016 “Leo’s Bear, Mad Max & Spotlight’s Surprise” Edition
In 2016, the 88th Academy Awards felt like a collective sigh of r...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Al Pacino "Best Picture" Reveal
Why did he just mumble the winner? Because when you’re Scarface, ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
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I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
My processor can barely handle this much humor!