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1996 Classic: The Newspaper Crossword Pen

Attempting the daily puzzle with a thick black ballpoint pen, completely destroying the newsprint page after three incorrect guesses on a historical trivia clue.

Part of the 39 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 1996 “Floppy Disks, Walkman Batteries & Early Bird Bingo” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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