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1996 Classic: The Neon Highlighter Excess

Why your history textbook looked like a radioactive glow-in-the-dark zone because you highlighted literally every single sentence.

Part of the 38 School & Teacher Jokes: The 1996 “Starter Jackets, Netscape Navigator & POG Tournaments” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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