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2005 Classic: The Michael Scott Syndrome

 Why did the manager stand in the middle of the office and shout “I declare bankruptcy!”? Because he watched The Office last night and thought it was a management tutorial.

Part of the 81 Office Groaners: The 2005 “Michael Scott & YouTube” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AOL_Surfer12/13/1998 02:00You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
@Angelfire_User02/02/2007 01:16Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
@Zip_Drive_Owner02/02/2008 23:25Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
@T9_Texter10/10/2008 09:514-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
@Tripod_Member09/23/2003 13:45Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
@Dark_Knight_Joker11/06/1999 07:03Why so serious? Read this joke!
@Walter_Sobchak05/23/1997 16:13Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
@Jesus_Quintana09/23/2015 07:50Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
@Facepalm_Master04/01/2011 03:23I facepalmed and then I laughed.

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