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1999 Legacy: The Mechanical Pencil Crisis

Running out of tiny 0.5mm lead refills during a standardized test and having to beg the teacher for an old-fashioned wooden pencil.

Part of the 41 School & Teacher Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic, Matrix Coats & Pokémon Mania” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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