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2019 Classic: The Maximum Volume Weather Update

Turning the volume dial on a heavy wood-paneled console television so high that the family three doors down knows exactly what the evening humidity index will be.

Part of the 35 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2019 “Streaming Wars, Smart Doorbell Scare & 10-Year Challenge” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Jurassic_Park_Grant11/07/1995 11:12They do move in herds... funny jokes!
@Korn_Follower06/16/2005 03:07Are you ready?! (For this joke).
@Offspring_Guy05/09/2014 18:45The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
@Keyboard_Cat_P05/28/2009 02:26Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
@Nyan_Cat_Space09/10/2009 11:32Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
@Philosoraptor_X07/13/2010 23:24If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
@Hide_The_Pain_H01/09/2000 00:08I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
@Railgun_Sniper08/20/2000 03:10I saw that laugh coming from across the map.

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