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1995 Classic: The Map Roll-Down

Why did the geography teacher always fight the map? Because the retraction spring on a map from 1982 always failed exactly when they tried to show the newly formed countries.

Part of the 35 School & Teacher Jokes: The 1995 “Chalk Dust, Tamagotchis & The Overhead Projector” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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