1998 Vintage: The Lunchbox Upgrade

Trading a generic sandwich for a lunch kit that let you build your own tiny, cold pizzas using stale crackers and cold sauce.

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@Zip_Drive_Owner11/09/2014 11:02Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!

@Home_Alone_Kevin11/14/2004 05:12Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.

@Austin_Powers_Groovy07/09/2000 02:37Groovy, baby! Very groovy.

@Tamagotchi_Sitter07/20/2013 12:43My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!

@Space_Jam_Lola10/30/2013 05:24Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".

@Mocking_Sponge01/09/2008 01:33mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.